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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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jackalarcana:

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theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if…

do she keep the booty?

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gaydtr:

quite honestly me at folsom

Quite honestly me on tumblr

Me.

And she would be eating a hot dog the whole time…

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College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

I just new they were charging me for them gotdamn flowers!!!

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itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

This is so important!

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